A pedigreed New York comic like Johnny Salami is a rare thing. Even more rare is that Johnny put together a fantastic new CD for those of you stuck in daily commuter hell - TRAFFIC. Using his own experiences and mastery of the phony phone call, Mr. Salami savages his way through the half-hour comic opus. Drivers in and around New York are already experiencing the 80's rock and comedic collage of movie and popular sound bites that ease the spring in your posterior. No shifting required! People have been caught driving 35 miles per hour in order to hear more of the CD before punching the dreaded time clock. You can't get caught in the cycle of commercial after commercial like that well known shock jock broadcasts, because Salami takes no breaks! You can have a girl on each arm at the parties simply by bringing and inserting this CD and guaranteeing to change any party into a laugh riot. If you have read this far, you don't buy at a mom and pop record store. Good God! Johnny Salami recently did the 'Last Comic Standing' live from The New York Comic Strip. If you have been lucky to see his preparatory antics outside the building, you should have seen what happened inside! The toughest audience to play is the streets of NYC. Salami can literally stop any passer by as he recently did with an impromptu performance in Washington Square Park. Mentors of the meat man are the great Uncle Floyd, Pat Cooper, Dice Clay, Artie Lang, and Yuko the Clown. Let's not forget Jackie the Jokeman and the unbelievable crew at The WiseGuy Show..Big Pussy,Joe Causi,Uncle Floyd,Cha Cha, Joe Mangano they always save a spot for Johnny Salami. Coming soon is the DVD documentary 'Americans Need Not To Apply' staring The Ballbusters Comedy Group.