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Sect/article 4558-7 Formed at an undisclosed location under conditions too sensitive to discuss within the normal channels it has come to the attention of the authorities that the group Ladybug Stingray could pose a threat to national security and global balance (if left unchecked) given the amount of reports of: extreme funky shit, sirenesque sightings and vocalizations and general joy and merriment infecting the population at large. Left unchecked, this group, (or force of nature) as some might proclaim, could do irrepricable damage to the current established order. Trust assured, appropriate measures have been put in place (at no additional cost to the consumer/citizen); this group has been put under the 'constant surveillance' category 5. Little information has been obtained about the groups founders; a certain Kalen van Kalen (aka 'the enforcer') and a mister Dango Pampers who is commonly referred to as 'mr. Bubbles'. (special note: DO NOT be fooled by his cheery exterior, he is a highly dangerous individual) Their background checks seem to lead to the forests of New Hampshire and close urban evirons of New York City though information is sketchy at best. Unfortunately, their power has already been unleashed upon the general population; and trust assured, this is a real threat. We call upon all of our concerned citizens to be vigilant and on the lookout for this neferious 'LAdybug Stingray'.(a note of caution: beware this groups conversion tactics, they have been known to be quite insidious. Department of Consumer Oversight and Homeland Protection.
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