Nothing Means Anything
From deep in the bog iron, cedar water, sugar sand, matchstick timberlands of Jersey comes Red. Intent on the entire planet whistling their inscrutable melodies, they will stop at nothing except, perhaps, a cold micro-brewski until they achieve their nefarious goal. Red are five: Andy Schlee - lead & backing vocals, guitars, bass, keyboards, harmonica & percussion Patty Balbo - acoustic guitar, vocals & percussion Rich Kurtz - bass & backing vocals Danny Eyer - guitars & backing vocals Bob Kimmel - drums & concussion Their Influences are many and varied. From K-Mart to Mozart, Beatles to bagels, Eno to... you know, these influences combine to make a truly delicious and spicy blend. Red are intent upon crafting real world lyrics over happy and hummable melodies, resulting in instant mass confusion. Through a process found in an obscure Bulgarian sex manual, red's melodies have been scientifically formulated to bypass the left side of your brain and attach themselves directly to your right brain, where you will have no control over the frequency of their repetition. Once you hear their beautiful and seductive melodies, it's too late. The end is near. Soon, you too will be humming a song by red. There is nothing you can do. Good bye.
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